Why?

Why does middle t insist on getting up so early? Right now he's lying in front of the fire ASLEEP. Yep you read it right he's asleep, he got me out of a nice warm bed to come down stairs and go to sleep. Funny little bugger. We are currently watching Quest on cartoon network for those of you sans kiddie crew he's a mercenary who hates everything. So to paraphrase him

mornings?........I hate mornings!